hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear
I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS
this is such an important post
“GF IS PREGO”
"glassy, jarred look"
remember this part of american horror story?
i literally cannot stop watching this
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
watcha got there
situations where smartphones become useless
There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.
Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.
The difference between Science and Engineering.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.
that is a raccoon
no that’s becky
we found this random dog on our porch and now it belongs to me ☺️
mutuals who don’t reblog your selfie